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Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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Our collection of twisted valentines poems teeters on the edge of dirtiness, but this selection of dirty poems for Valentine's Day takes a step further into the abyss of depravity.

Writing a sarcastic Valentine's Day poem or rhyme is a funny way to anti-celebrate the holiday with your partner, or to turn someone down in a cheeky way. A selection of short valentines poems which are essentially funny, but which have a darker side or a twist in the tail.First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. Two things to remember when it comes to writing your significant other rude Valentine's poems: be sure they share your sense of humor and avoid being so crude that you run the risk of insulting rather than amusing them.

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And lest you think they’re only for dating app matches or first impressions at bars, au contraire—pickup lines are for everyone! Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. Valentine’s Day is a day filled with romance, and there’s nothing more romantic than telling someone how into them you are.

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